I wonder what non cheer people really "see" when they tune in to watch (or end up watching because that's what's on) I wonder if they really care who the winner is or can even follow that there are different divisions being shown. I'd love to do a poll because I suspect all they "see" are "cool flippy things".
I forced a fellow teacher friend of mine - who doesn't like
any sports - to watch NCA's Large divisions with me last weekend and here were some of her more memorable comments:
"There are far too many people on this mat, the fire marshal must be P.O.ed."
"Boys do cheerleading? Where are they getting all these boys? How come our school don't have any boys?"
"I feel like these girls could do all of these same things while wearing more clothing."
"I'm only ok with their name being Top Gun if there's a men's volleyball montage."
"HOW DO THEY NOT HIT EACH OTHER WITH ALL THESE FLIPS?!"
"How come our school doesn't do that thing? Or that? Or that?"
"What do you mean it's an illegal stunt? Is the FBI going to swarm in and take them all to interrogation?"
"Wait this team only has girls? GIRL POWER! Ten points to Gryffindor."
"They're jumping so much. How does it not hurt their boobs?"
"Do they get extra points the sparklier their uniforms are or is that just a personal preference?"
"THEY JUST FELL INTO THE SPLITS WITH PEOPLE HOLDING THEM HOW THE HECK?!"
"Were you ever this good? If you were I have newfound respect for you."
"Hey that girl did a cartwheel. I found something I can do!"
"Oh wait now she's doing flips. I'm out."
"This team is named after a fruit and another team was named after a fierce jungle cat? Someone got the short stick on that deal."
"I don't like sports but I am ok with watching this one."