MzLyn23
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- Sep 16, 2014
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..I've never seen snow.
I just imagine it as soft and fluffy and tons of fun... while I'm enjoying the beach at home in Florida
Oh its fun the first 30-60 mins, then it immediately melts and you think aww that was pleasant... then it decides to come back with some friends that decide to stick around and its not so bad... we build snowmen, kids play, lets ride sleds etc... but it doesn't melt so quickly... then it calls in more friends and now u can't get your car out of the parking spot... people get their own cars out and suddenly your parking spot which still has your car in it is completely covered in snow like an igloo from the surrounding cars lol... at this point you begin to dislike snow.. then a few days later maybe a week or so that snow queen B**** calls more of her friends over and this time they bring their cousin "frozen ice" and suddenly not only is it white but also big nasty clunks of brown/black/grey ice and then you just want to smash your head against large junks you see lying around everywhere and with no intentions of going anywhere because the Jet Stream or Cold Front or whatever which happens to be another friend of the Snow Whore has joined the party and temperatures have dropped and yep suddenly you feel as if you moved to the northern polar ice cap.... oh its fun when she's lonely without friends, its a pain when she wants to hang around and invite some of her friends!!