I think I'll assemble a "Not one of those moms" survival kit. In it you will find:
-- obviously your membership t-shirt
-- sparkly flask in you gym's colors
-- @
CheerMomNTx 's Guide to NOT driving your coaches insane
-- recipe guide to the best cocktails that can be casually made in your seat using only the contents of your flask and drinks that are readily available at most convention centers
-- list of possible topics of conversation for the parent viewing area
other than talking about other people's kids' skills
-- headphones and Sudoku book in case Suzie's Mom is
actually there trying to lure you into her web of drama.