And the first one:
Big Bows (with apologies to Sir Mix-a-Lot)
*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her bow
Its so big
She looks like one of those stunt guys girlfriends
Who understands those stunters
They only talk to her because she looks like a total flyer
I mean her bow
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
*rap*
I like big bows and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round bow in your face
You get hyped
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that bow was puffed
Matching the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get wich ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that bow you got
Want you do a cupie
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the bow (heck yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy bow
Baby got BOW