Had a kid at my middle school who was a self proclaimed communist is the 6th grade...except he was crazy smart (I suspected an aspbergers type thing actually) and had actually read Das Kapital and Mein Kampf (not that hitler was a communist) cover to cover and when the kids had to make a choice of research project/presentation, and picked, year round schools or cell phones in school,, or school lunch choices....,he did his on the legitimacy of the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) Not. even. kidding.
The first time I met him he was with all the other 6th graders trying (and failing) to open his combination lock. While the rest are whining, "I need help, this wont open, can you help me get this..." This is....word for word...what he said.
Use your Foghorn Leghorn voice because I promise it's EXACTLY how this came out...
"I do believe I require some level of assistance with my locker."
I will never forget that kid! He's so awesome!