I wrote this last year for a coaching email group I'm in. You have to be a coach or have a sense of humor to read. So if you're a parent with a limited sense of humor, I apologize in advance.
The types of kids you meet at a high school cheer tryout:
1. The Know Everything. She cheers on some Senior 2 Half Year team at an all star gym, and therefore knows EVERYTHING. She can be found attempting to correct random groups in clinics, even though she just started flying extended preps 3 months ago.
2. The Nervous Nellie. That girl at clinics who learned a new dance 20 minutes ago and is now hyperventilating over the fact that when she practiced it her group for the first time, she started off on the wrong foot. She is now convinced that she is not going to make Varsity.
3. The Attention-Seeker. She masquerades as Nervous Nellie for attention. Ex: She throws a perfect running 3 BHS to a tuck, says "oh my gosh you guys, that was sooooo bad. I'm so not making it." Her friends run to her and shower her with "Oh my god stop it you're like sooooo amazing" every time. She can also be found on social media posting her "awful" tumbling which is followed by 20 "stop, you're amazingggggg" comments.
4. The Complacent Veteran. You know her. She's cheered for 2 years and headed into her senior season. She feels like she's got it in the bag. She is 5 minutes late because Starbucks. She talks for 20 minutes and stretches for 3. She talks around the mat for 15 minutes and throws one pass. You see her sitting and talking to her group mates about their hair when they are supposed to be working on the dance. It doesn't matter. She says she's "totally making it anyway." (lol)
5. The Question Asker. She is likely fueled by her mom's questions because she will not stop asking them. "Do I have to throw standing tumbling to make it?" or "Can I make it with a straight up lib?" or "Will I still make it if I just throw a round off BHS? What about a cartwheel round off BHS?" She also appears to have not read any of the tryout packet because her questions are answered in it.
6. The Crier. Forgot a part of the dance? Come off the mat and cry. Mess up a motion in the cheer? You guessed it. Forget that this is JUST clinics. You need to start the waterworks now.