As if you need Canada anyway? The south has better weather, no snow. and the food...the FOOD...come to the South, we have cookies, Paula Deen, frito pies, banana cream pies, deep fried twinkies, deep fried cookies, deep fried pie, oh and don't forget, peach cobbler, apple cobber, apple butter, crawfish, gumbo, deep fried lollipops, and gumdrops, and don't forget the best part of all...we have moonshine, which means your lactose intolerance won't matter because after you're done eating, you'll be too drunk to remember any of the pain.
