Dear Mayans,
Nice try, but we know why the world's REALLY ending in 2012. The cheer gods were not happy when the USASF changed the cutoff date and Maddie Gardner would now not be able to super senior. This will infuriate them after SE wins again next year and they realize they will no longer see Maddie center stage on SE. They will be so angry that Maddie had to graduate, and this will lead to widespread pandemonium within the cheer heavens (RIP Kentucky Elite), resulting in the Senior Elite vs. Stars vs. Panthers vs. F5 Armageddon that many thought was only a myth. Shooting Stars will start plummeting to the ground, Panthers will ban together and destroy everything, The Teal Army will just start Xing people out at random, and F5 Tornados will destroy cities everywhere. Then, the world will end.
Sincerely,
Mad Props for your crazy "Calendar, Stars Align" Theory you had going on, but this makes so much more sense.