All-Star Fierce Board Anthem

[kaylalalaxo]

7 more days until its released! :D

 

[Mamarazzi]

Are we still on schedule??

 

[kaylalalaxo]

It's supposed to be released today! :D

 

[ACEDAD]

Bet it won't be. Y'all will just have to enjoy my substitute. Didn't make as big of a splash as I thought it would.

I need to steal from a bigger artist next time!

 

[garretttt]

whyyyy cant anything ever be released on timeeee.

 

[F!ERCE]

Bet it won't be. Y'all will just have to enjoy my substitute. Didn't make as big of a splash as I thought it would.

I need to steal from a bigger artist next time!

"I Like Big Bows" is still a classic.

 

[Mamarazzi]

"I Like Big Bows" is still a classic.

I would be forever grateful if you or @ACEDAD could post that to tide us over!!

I have this mental image of ACEDAD wearing a black leather jacket, hat and sunglasses, scratching DJ-style on a giant bow...

 

[mariahnicole1216]

Is whats its face still banned?

 

[F!ERCE]

I would be forever grateful if you or @ACEDAD could post that to tide us over!!

I have this mental image of ACEDAD wearing a black leather jacket, hat and sunglasses, scratching DJ-style on a giant bow...

I searched and couldn't find it in past threads but I'm sure he has it down somewhere!

 

[ACEDAD]

I would be forever grateful if you or @ACEDAD could post that to tide us over!!

So funny how this tends to linger...

Big Bows (with apologies to Sir Mix-a-Lot)

*talking*
Oh my god
Becky, look at her bow
Its so big
She looks like one of those stunt guys girlfriends
Who understands those stunters?
They only talk to her because she looks like a total flyer
I mean her bow
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross

*rap*
I like big bows and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round bow in your face
You get hyped
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that bow was puffed
Matching the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get wich ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that bow you got
Want you do a cupie

So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the bow (heck yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy bow
Baby got BOW

 

[ACEDAD]

Since I came across these, I'm going to go ahead and share a few more of my favs:

Cheer parents just wanna have fun (with apologies to Cyndi Lauper)

Now I’m on FierceBoard all night,
My daughter says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh, daughter, dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And cheer parents,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, cheer parents,
Just wanna have fun.

I spend my time talking bows with my wife,
Our friends ask "What have you done with your life?"
Oh, now my dears,
We cheer to win number one,
But cheer parents,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh, cheer parents, just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

When the working day is done,
Oh, cheer parents,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh, cheer parents,
Just wanna have fun....

Cheer parents,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Cheer parents,
Wanna have………………….

The kids don’t know how much we’ve spent
It probably comes to four grand per event.
We just hope to have two quarters when we’re done.
Oh, cheer parents,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, cheer parents,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....

They just wanna,
They just wanna.....
They just wanna,
(Oh....)
They just wanna.....
(Cheer parents just wanna have fun...)

 

[ACEDAD]

Hit Me With Your Best Shot (with apologies to Pat Benatar)

Well you're a close knit family with a long history
Of being easily distracted, sounds like ADD
That's O.K., lets see if you can do it
Eyes all forward now, lets get down to it!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Every FierceBoard thread has a subplot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Don’t walk Away!


You never keep your focus, you don't fight fair
But that's O.K., see if I care!
Change the subject back, it's all in vain
We'll get right back off the topic again!


Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
lolsmileyface acts like a crackpot!
Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Stop looking away!



Hit Me With Your Best Shot!
Yeah, fire away!

 

[ACEDAD]

Fight (apologies to the Beastie Boys)

You get to the comp late you hate to be slow
You ask to sit down front, but the cheer slug says, "No!"
You missed the first two teams and all their hard work
But you’re gonna sit close if you have to prod this jerk



You gotta fight for your right to sit down!



You ask again nicely and she said, "No way!"
That nitwit hasn’t moved her big butt all day
Man, we’ve spent too much to watch from the back
Now move or you’ll wish I didn’t reach in my pack!



You gotta fight for your right to sit down!



Don't get up in our face or stand in our way
We always stick together and we’ll make you pay
Now you see us coming and you start to get a hunch
You’re gonna learn a lesson from the cheermom bunch!


You gotta fight for your right to sit down!

 

[ACEDAD]

JamFest
(to the tune of Love Shack with apologies to the B-52’s)

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the... Jam Fest! Jam Fest yeah
I'm headin' down the Indy highway,
lookin' for the cheer getaway
Heading for the cheer getaway, cheer getaway,
I got me a bus, it's as big as a whale
and we're headin' on down
To the Jam Fest!!

I got me a Greyhound, it seats about 50
So hurry up and bring your Hooters money
The Jam Fest is a little old place
where we can get together
Jam Fest baby, Jam Fest bay-bee.
Cheer baby, that's where it's at,
Ooo cheer baby, that's where it's at

Sign says.. Woo... stay away fools,
'cause cheer rules at the Ja-a-am Fest!
Well it's set way out in the middle of the state,
Just a funky cheer comp and I gotta get back

Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter in the hotel
Glitter on Jammy!

The Jam Fest is a little old place
where we can get together
Jam Fest bay-bee! Jam Fest baby!
Jam Fest, that's where it's at!

Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a tumblin',
wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole Fest shimmies!
The whole Fest shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little Fest! Funk-y little Fest!

Hop in my Greyhound,
it's as big as a whale
and it's about to set sail!
I got me a bus, it seats about fifty
So c'mon and bring your Hooters money.

The Jam Fest is a little old place
where we can get together
Jam Fest baby! Jam Fest bay-bee!
(Jam Fest...Jam Fest...)
Jam Fest, that's where it's at!

Bang bang bang on the door baby!
Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby!
I can't hear you
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang on the door
Bang bang on the door baby
Bang bang
Your what?... World’s bid, awarded!

Jam Fest, baby Jam Fest!
Jam Fest, baby Jam Fest!
Fest baby, that's where it's at
Jam Fest, baby Jam Fest!
Fest baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin',
dancin' and a tumblin' at the Jam Fest

 

[glittergirl]

I'm dying right now, these songs have made my week!