Since most of you aren't allowed in the parent area, thought I would share here.
With apologies to the Eagles.
"All Star Federation"
In a dark deserted Milkhouse, no breeze in my hair
Warm smell of Aquanet, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to rest for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the warm up bell
And I was thinking to myself, "This could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the All Star Federation
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
With a lovely face
Plenty of room at the All Star Federation
Any time of year (Any time of year)
Just pre-November
Her mind is Varsity-twisted, she’ll use any means for her ends
She’s not a fan of the flamboyant boys that could be friends
How they dance on the blue mat, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Chairman,
"Please bring me my whine"
He said, "We haven't allowed that around here since two thousand nine"
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the All Star Fderation
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
With a lovely face
They livin' it up at the All Star Federation
Got a nice surprise (got a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Lights are on the ceiling,
The golden globes on ice
And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the ASGA’s chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the Milkhouse like before
"Relax," said the Mouse man,
"We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
The Fierce Board: where 16 out of 20 voice overs are allowed...