- Mar 24, 2010
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My dad and little brother avoid anything to do with cheer at all costs lol!
But my momma is a crazy cheer mom! But she has a hard time picking out mistakes... she can see the girl who did a standing tuck to her head nd think it was graceful... but when it comes to me f my team crashes and burns shes just like "that was bad... lets not do that ever again ok?" and as for when I tumble if I had a bad day shes just like "... -___-... ok then... and what exactly was that?" and when I crash my tumbling and all of the other moms are like freaking out thinking I'm gonna get hurt she's like "meh she'll be fine." lol:D and she ALWAYS attaches her Fierce bow to her purse for comps.
But I hate to see the moms who wear...
1. More glitter makeup then their cp
2. Cp's cheer bow up on their head
3. Gym shirt in size youth small (that doesn't even come close to covering their badly spray tanned belly)
4. TTIIGGHHHTTTTT jeans that have so much glitter they look like they had a disco ball panted on their leggs
5. The gym colored thong sticking out the back of said jeans in not ok either
6. They have the 8 inch spike heels in their gyms colors and then complain that their feet hurt (their called tennis shoes, invest in a pair! And f you choose to wear the heels don't complain!!
Or the moms who...
7. Save a whole section of seats for backpacks that Suzie and her friends didn't want to carry
8. Announce loudly how bad the last team to preform did (we were all watching and we saw what happened)
9. The mom who insists that her Suzie is the best flyer on the planet even though she has yet to actually hit her stunt
10. Have air horns... please do us all a favor and don't bring them!!
11. The buzz kill moms who stand in the middle of the VIP section with their arms crossed
12. Loud cell phone lady "WHAT? I CANT HERE YOU! I SAID SUZIE IS IN THE BATHROOM THROWING UP! I THINK IT WAS THE CHICKEN NUGGETS!" (Really? Go outside and have that conversation. No one wants to know about that.)
13. The moms who try to get into warm-up with Suzie
14. The moms who pop-lock-and-drop it the the Hannah Montana music they play in between teams
15. The moms who try to pull body positions in their discoball jeans and heels (it is slightly funny when they fall though...)
16. The moms who think they can coach and try to sneak into the gym and onto the mat to correct the coaches
17. The "my Suzie has a test tomorrow so she is not coming to practice even though she is going out to dinner with her boyfriend" moms
18. The "do you really have to go to practice tonight?" moms
I think thats it... for now...
But my momma is a crazy cheer mom! But she has a hard time picking out mistakes... she can see the girl who did a standing tuck to her head nd think it was graceful... but when it comes to me f my team crashes and burns shes just like "that was bad... lets not do that ever again ok?" and as for when I tumble if I had a bad day shes just like "... -___-... ok then... and what exactly was that?" and when I crash my tumbling and all of the other moms are like freaking out thinking I'm gonna get hurt she's like "meh she'll be fine." lol:D and she ALWAYS attaches her Fierce bow to her purse for comps.
But I hate to see the moms who wear...
1. More glitter makeup then their cp
2. Cp's cheer bow up on their head
3. Gym shirt in size youth small (that doesn't even come close to covering their badly spray tanned belly)
4. TTIIGGHHHTTTTT jeans that have so much glitter they look like they had a disco ball panted on their leggs
5. The gym colored thong sticking out the back of said jeans in not ok either
6. They have the 8 inch spike heels in their gyms colors and then complain that their feet hurt (their called tennis shoes, invest in a pair! And f you choose to wear the heels don't complain!!
Or the moms who...
7. Save a whole section of seats for backpacks that Suzie and her friends didn't want to carry
8. Announce loudly how bad the last team to preform did (we were all watching and we saw what happened)
9. The mom who insists that her Suzie is the best flyer on the planet even though she has yet to actually hit her stunt
10. Have air horns... please do us all a favor and don't bring them!!
11. The buzz kill moms who stand in the middle of the VIP section with their arms crossed
12. Loud cell phone lady "WHAT? I CANT HERE YOU! I SAID SUZIE IS IN THE BATHROOM THROWING UP! I THINK IT WAS THE CHICKEN NUGGETS!" (Really? Go outside and have that conversation. No one wants to know about that.)
13. The moms who try to get into warm-up with Suzie
14. The moms who pop-lock-and-drop it the the Hannah Montana music they play in between teams
15. The moms who try to pull body positions in their discoball jeans and heels (it is slightly funny when they fall though...)
16. The moms who think they can coach and try to sneak into the gym and onto the mat to correct the coaches
17. The "my Suzie has a test tomorrow so she is not coming to practice even though she is going out to dinner with her boyfriend" moms
18. The "do you really have to go to practice tonight?" moms
I think thats it... for now...