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[gofriars610]

my most popular facebook status was: "I now get sidebar ads from CatholicMatch.com. Thank you, Facebook, for reminding me that I am single...and Catholic."
27 likes. blew me away.

 

[canttouchthis]

my most popular facebook status was: "I now get sidebar ads from CatholicMatch.com. Thank you, Facebook, for reminding me that I am single...and Catholic."
27 likes. blew me away.

bahahahahahh

 

[CAWildcat44]

I'm getting a sex change.
PANTHERS 2011-2012 ♥
Dreams do come true.
(for people who don't know cheerleading, this is a joke) haha!


-Myself

 

[Mamarazzi]

My personal fave: "Mom is cancer-free!!"

Came close to the night I posted "My Susie got her full!!"

 

[Deleted member 8658]

"so many people in this world will tell you that you cant, but just turn around and say... WATCH ME! "

 

[TheVipersMom]

"Subway Drive through = Heaven"

CJ Lopez

Omg yall's subways have drive throughs??? I'm so jealous!

 

[JayySoFierce]

"No one is as ugly as their license picture or as pretty as their profile picture."

 

[chyeeaaa69]

my favourite status I've ever had was actually quoting my friend Jessica who said.. and I haven't screwed this up..
"a popsicle is kind of a sexual fruit to watch people eat"

 

[CoachJessNHS]

"tell a therapist....not facebook"

 

[AScheer]

"Yesterday's mistakes are today's lessons. Today's lessons are tomorrow's successes. Connect the dots and wisdom is yours." - John Butler

I just used your quote on our teams facebook page. It is perfect for us at the moment!

 

[cheerislove8]

"No one is as ugly as their license picture or as pretty as their profile picture."

Holy crap I love this! haha thanks for posting this :)

 

[ztaprincess]

Here are a few recent ones. I tend to just randomly update it because I don't want to be one of those people who get on other people's nerves by updating their status too often.
"I told my mom I wanted to be a detective and she asked 'more like Benson or Stabler?' I think she has a problem."
"If you just got in an accident because you were drinking and driving is it the best idea to 'check-in' with the hospital on Facebook? #winner" <<<yes a guy I went to high school with did this today after injuring someone in a wreck
"Kim Kardashian can make $17+million on her wedding and file for divorce 72 days later but it is gay marriage that is ruining the sanctity of marriage?"

 

[kickdblcj]

Omg yall's subways have drive throughs??? I'm so jealous!

I have only seen one subway that has a drive through.

 

[ALittleBitTwisted]

These are two of my most recent popular statuses:

"Happy 113th Birthday Cheerleading!!<3 Even though I am not cheering right now, it's still a huge part of my life & always will be :)"

"Another Halloween goes by...and it's still my least favorite holiday. Sorry to be a party pooper for those who love Halloween, but I cannot stand all these inappropriate costumes taking over my newsfeed. Bring on the Christmas lights, carols, and hot cocoa-not to mention the end of this stressful semester!"

 

[alliebby33]

I have only seen one subway that has a drive through.

There are a bunch of Subway drive throughs by me!