OT Dear Blank, Please Blank

[cartwheels&cupcakes]

Dear my butt,

why are you sore? I'm laying in bed. I'm not walking, running or anything. I'm laying down.

Sincerely,
my butt shouldn't hurt.

 

[wcsstilldeath]

dear body,
i only took one week off from cheerleading!
sincereley,
can't walk down the stairs

Dear can't walk down the stairs,
I took almost 2 months off cheerleading. I have used tubes of Icey- Hot. Cant even bend down to tie my shoes.
Sincerely,
dumb out of shape cheerleader

 

[Audrey]

Dear Summer,
Thank you for coming back! You have been missed. Please be a good one.
Sincerely,
Needed a break

 

[cartwheels&cupcakes]

Dear Stitches,

Why must I be asleep when you're put in, but I'm expected to be awake as you're pulled out?!

Sincerely,

No thank you...

 

[Deleted member 1556]

Dear No thank you,
I thought you said snitches, not stiches...which made for a very puzzling sentence.
Sincerely,
HP N3RDZ 4LYFE

 

[level5diva]

dear flyer,
just because you are the point flyer on a level 5 team and weigh 100 lbs, does notttt mean you don't have to be tight. please squeeze your arms in your double down.
sincerely,
your backspot's practically-dislocated jaw

 

[AllstarObsession]

Dear Friends,
Stop being so much older than me.
Sincerely, I hate being left at home all the time while you go do big kid stuff.

 

[rockymountainthigh]

Dear choreographer,
Please stop giving us choreography ala- Sparky Polastri from Bring It On.
Sincerely,
AshaFierce

p.s.- Spirit fingers have no place in a senior routine!

 

[TinyBlondie15]

Dear Mom,

I agreed to come to Miami with you even though the ONE cousin I was looking forward to seeing isn't here. Can we PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE stop by Top Gun??? I would love you even more than I already do.

Sincerely,
Your cheer obsessed daughter

 

[dohnutt]

Dear sportscenter,
The Mav's won the NBA Championship, so why does lebron james have five headlines this morning discussing how much of an a** he is, and the only one about the mavs is about their owner wanting to get something other than rings?
Sincerely,
Have, Still, and Always Will Hate LeBron James

 

[kristenthegreat]

Dear Hips,
Who do you think you are? JUST STRETCH ALREADY. I don't understand why you think this unnecessary tightness is ok..
Sincerely,
Girl Who Just Wants a Split. For Once.

 

[TinyBlondie15]

Dear Mom,

You're no longer my friend... We didn't stop by Top Gun :(

sincerely,

I WILL get there one day

 

[Deleted member 1556]

Dear Bruins,
IT'S ABOUT TIME!
Sincerely,
40 years is too long

 

[rachelkate94]

dear 4th grade boy making fun of cheerleaders,
I dont think i have ever done or seen anyone do a karate kick while saying "rah rah! im a cheerleader!"
sincerely, Please stop.

 

[PghxCheer2]

Dear October,

Are you here yet!?

Sincerely, Obsessed