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[SL&AM]

Omg I saw that on good morning America. Red cup not Christmassy enough is news worthy.

Some on again off again pastor made a viral rant about how they took 'Merry Christmas' off their cups, but Merry Christmas was never actually originally on their cups and now the story is all Christians (because everyone thinks as one or whatever) is now boycotting Starbucks and super offended. It's as ridiculous as the cheer hair!

 

[TealShades]

Some on again off again pastor made a viral rant about how they took 'Merry Christmas' off their cups, but Merry Christmas was never actually originally on their cups and now the story is all Christians (because everyone thinks as one or whatever) is now boycotting Starbucks and super offended. It's as ridiculous as the cheer hair!

Gosh lord just drink your coffee lol. Who cares what cup it's in.

Eta: I forgot to put drink in that sentence .

 

[Official OWECheer]

Gosh lord just your coffee lol. Who cares what cup it's in.

I think the real question here is, why does Starbucks coffee cost so much?

 

[SL&AM]

I think the real question here is, why does Starbucks coffee cost so much?

Because it secretly has crack in it! DUH, everybody knows that!

 

[randomactsofcheer]

Some on again off again pastor made a viral rant about how they took 'Merry Christmas' off their cups, but Merry Christmas was never actually originally on their cups and now the story is all Christians (because everyone thinks as one or whatever) is now boycotting Starbucks and super offended. It's as ridiculous as the cheer hair!

At one point the red cup AND cheer hair were trending for me. But I guess this is just what is important to our society this holiday season.

 

[Official OWECheer]

Because it secretly has crack in it! DUH, everybody knows that!

Or maybe mermaid tears?

At one point the red cup AND cheer hair were trending for me. But I guess this is just what is important to our society this holiday season.

Baby Hitler was trending too, and with the mention of people being stupid enough to compare team cheer hair to the Third Reich... I'm convinced that the Universe is screwing with us today.

 

[SL&AM]

Or maybe mermaid tears?


Baby Hitler was trending too, and with the mention of people being stupid enough to compare team cheer hair to the Third Reich... I'm convinced that the Universe is screwing with us today.

How do dead people have babies?

 

[Official OWECheer]

How do dead people have babies?

They become starfish. Spontaneous regeneration.

 

[SL&AM]

They become starfish. Spontaneous regeneration.

Great! That is the last thing we need.

 

[Official OWECheer]

It's brewed with unicorn tears, right?

No, this is how they make it:

 

[SL&AM]

It's brewed with unicorn tears, right?

Only if it sparkles!

 

[randomactsofcheer]

They become starfish. Spontaneous regeneration.

This all makes sense now. It all makes sense.

 

[SL&AM]

Is there any other kind?

Yes, yes there are...

 

[Official OWECheer]

The derailment is real.

 

[mamabear]

Yes, yes there are...

<snarf> I just went from the Apple thread to this and lost it!!!!!