All-Star My Flyer Is So Fat

[Deleted member 15407]

This thread is a little innapropriate considering there are a lot of flyers who are self conscious about their weight.. I hope those girls aren't reading this... Even though it's just a joke and funny some people take things above and beyond and could get offended. Just saying :)

I hope nobody is offended! :(

 

[glitterdiva]

This thread is a little innapropriate considering there are a lot of flyers who are self conscious about their weight.. I hope those girls aren't reading this... Even though it's just a joke and funny some people take things above and beyond and could get offended. Just saying :)

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[TheTalkedAboutMinor]

My flyer is so fat, she fell in a cradle and she got the springs under the floor stuck in her back!

 

[Aussiekat]

This thread is a little innapropriate considering there are a lot of flyers who are self conscious about their weight.. I hope those girls aren't reading this... Even though it's just a joke and funny some people take things above and beyond and could get offended. Just saying :)

It started as a parody of this thread: How Heavy Is Too Heavy For Flyers? | Fierce Board - We Talk Cheerleading
It's a stupid question that gets asked ALL the time. I think repeatedly asking how heavy is too heavy to fly is far more damaging than this silly and HILARIOUS thread.

As a flyer who has had anorexia and deals with the recovery every single day of my life, I endorse this thread :cookie:

 

[cheer coach k]

My flyers so fat, she was the jumbotron they had people watching on the lawn at worlds.

 

[ICEcheerGuy]

My flyer is so Fat . . . Oh wait I am the flyer :(

 

[Ally13]

My flyer is so fat when she came to Stingray's everybody yelled "Orange Crush is back!"

My flyer is so fat, Cheer Athletics built a new gym just for her privates.

Those were pretty lame, haha.

 

[cupieqt]

It started as a parody of this thread: How Heavy Is Too Heavy For Flyers? | Fierce Board - We Talk Cheerleading
It's a stupid question that gets asked ALL the time. I think repeatedly asking how heavy is too heavy to fly is far more damaging than this silly and HILARIOUS thread.

As a flyer who has had anorexia and deals with the recovery every single day of my life, I endorse this thread :cookie:

"dusts off cookie crumbs"

 

[cupieqt]

My flyer is so fat when she came to Stingray's everybody yelled "Orange Crush is back!"

My flyer is so fat, Cheer Athletics built a new gym just for her privates.

Those were pretty lame, haha.

Maybe, but it's fun to play anyway ;)

 

[ChoreographyInTheBack]

My flyer is so fat, she's the one who filled up the whole Milk House, so everyone else was stuck outside and asked to watch on the screen on the baseball field.

 

[TheTalkedAboutMinor]

My (cp's) flyer is so fat KFC recruited her to be a spokesperson for their Double Down.

Now THAT'S funny!

 

[Kissmynfinities]

My flyers so fat that every time she jumps theres an earthquake in japan:)

 

[12stepCheermom]

My flyer's so fat, she ate her sense of humor.

 

[Kissmynfinities]

My flyer is so fat that she cant ever possibly break a bone because of all the cussion

 

[NJ Coach]

This thread is a little innapropriate considering there are a lot of flyers who are self conscious about their weight.. I hope those girls aren't reading this... Even though it's just a joke and funny some people take things above and beyond and could get offended. Just saying :)

There's a parody thread for bases and backs around somewhere too...no worries, we don't leave anyone out of the fun.