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I hope tog gun doesn't see this and get any ideas....just kidding :)
Please, those teal ones are way too conservative for Top Gun. Theirs would look something like this

More straps, double the dog collars, and nipple paw prints.
Say what you want, I wouldn't expect anyone to understand though. This is Miami fashion. This is the norm for us.