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[Just-a-Mom]

Dear @Just-a-Mom

You overestimate the Random Forum. It's NBD.

Any other excuses for not hanging with the rest of us?

Sincerely,

The Rest of Us

Dear The Rest of Us,

I can't hang with the rest of you. I have many things to learn and I can only gain this knowledge from the Allstar Forum, as this is where the knowers of everything are.

But no more excuses...I will spend time every day on the Random Forum. I am clearly missing out on the fun.

Sincerely,
Just-a-Mom

 

[ACEDAD]

Dear @Just-a-Mom

Sleep is overrated.

Sincerely,

The Rest of Us

 

[ccchampsbridget]

Dear All of the Teams Who Claim That They "Own the Throne",
Seriously, how many thrones are there??
Sincerely, only one can win

 

[Just-a-Mom]

Dear @Just-a-Mom

Sleep is overrated.

Sincerely,

The Rest of Us

Dear @ACEDAD (and The Rest of Us),

What is this sleep you speak of? Is it fun? Can i do it at work?

Oh! I think my daughter does it--she is 16. I thought she was just "visualizing" her routine 12 hours a day. No? She's not?

I will ask her if it's really overrated or if you are just trying to lure me into playing in the Random Forum.

Sincerely,

Just-a-Mom

 

[SharkDad]

Dear @Just-a-Mom,

If you're good, you can "visualize" at work and no one will know

I'm in the military. I once learned how to sleep standing up. (no doubt son of @ACEDAD can too by now)

Sincerely,

No more excuses

 

[ACEDAD]

Dear @Just-a-Mom and @SharkDad

If your "visualizing" causes problems in your current job,

You might have a shot as an air traffic controller.

sincerely,

Reagan National Airport

 

[Just-a-Mom]

Dear @Just-a-Mom and @SharkDad

If your "visualizing" causes problems in your current job,

You might have a shot as an air traffic controller.

sincerely,

Reagan National Airport

you win. I just died.

 

[newcheerdad]

Dear Lady at comp with 5 inch platform stilettos on,

You asked for it.

Sincerely,
Shoeicide

Dear Mamarazzi,

We're not exactly thrilled about it either.

Sincerely,
The 5-inch platform stilettos.

Dear Large Sr,

Craptastic Allstars will ALWAYS own the "throne"!

Sincerely,
There is really only one!

Dear Craptastic All-Stars Small Senior,

I can't quit you.*

Sincerely,
snarky newcheerdad

*the joke, that is

@SharkDad

Dear Random forum,

I would love to take the time to get to know you better, really. But I spend so much time in the Allstar forum that if I start spending time on here as well I will just become a fraud, as I will no longer be able to afford cheer on my unemployment checks and food stamps. Then I would just be some creepy old lady with no ties to cheer. Perhaps after Worlds when things die down I will be able to better budget my time to fit you in--you do seem like a lot of fun.

Sincerely,
Just-a-Mom

Dear Just-A-Mom,

You mean there's a random forum? I thought I was posting in All-Star!

Sincerely,
clueless newcheerdad

And finally...

Dear Drama,

Uh, no thank you.

Sincerely,
defiant newcheerdad

 

[Just-a-Mom]

Dear Mamarazzi,

We're not exactly thrilled about it either.

Sincerely,
The 5-inch platform stilettos.

Dear Craptastic All-Stars Small Senior,

I can't quit you.*

Sincerely,
snarky newcheerdad

*the joke, that is

Dear Just-A-Mom,

You mean there's a random forum? I thought I was posting in All-Star!

Sincerely,
clueless newcheerdad

And finally...

Dear Drama,

Uh, no thank you.

Sincerely,
defiant newcheerdad

Dear defiant newcheerdad,

Your kind isn't welcome around here. It's: Drama? Yes please. Can I have seconds?

Maybe you should try chess.

Sincerely,

The FIERCEBoard

 

[Mamarazzi]

Dear FIERCEboard,

Don't put my name in this.

Sincerely,
Chess

 

[Just-a-Mom]

Dear Chess,

Don't be mad at me because you can't find any drama and you're boring. Try adding glitter and getting some MOMS involved. Crazy T-shirts and Dads wouldn't hurt either (although I hear the dads aren't big on drama, so they may be of no help to you in this area. They know a lot though...so you might like them anyway. You seem to go for the smart ones).

Sincerely,

The FIERCEBoard

 

[simplymom]

Dear Fierce Board veterans

Please stop using abbreviations that are not in the Wiki library without giving some context clues.

Thank you

 

[purpleblue&white]

Dear Gym OwnerLady I see now and again,

Please wear a shirt with sleeves AND a BRA to competitions please. You are not 21 anymore. Those over the knee stilletto boots you wear is not flattering.

Thanks!

 

[Just-a-Mom]

Dear Gym OwnerLady I see now and again,

Please wear a shirt with sleeves AND a BRA to competitions please. You are not 21 anymore. Those over the knee stilletto boots you wear is not flattering.

Thanks!

Hee heeeee hee. I know who this is...

 

[Mamarazzi]

Dear FIERCEboard,

Honey, please (cuz chess talks like that,) I'm black & white and you ALL like zebra print a bit too much anyway, I originally owned the throne, and I will be more than happy to take the Dads! Heeeeyyyyy!

Sincerely,
Chess