I would like a crown that says FB on it, jauntily angled on a globe with the phrase 'All Hail the King' around it (a rather small graphic, please). On the back, something like:
Get this! We're back
Worlds 2014 on the attack.
Frockets on our shirts,
Phones in our hand,
Tweetin' and posting
Far across the land.
Bra brigade is judging your style,
You can't sit on the green,
But you can stay with us a while.
Fierceboard Verified,
Tried and true.
Love us or hate us,
We're gonna be watching you.
*drops the mike*
ETA: *then drops the mic*. It's been a very long day.