All-Star New Uniforms 2014-2015 Season...just Because You Can, Doesn't Mean You Should!

[SL&AM]

I feel like if the synergy uniforms were Top Gun uniforms, we wouldn't be so shocked... I still don't like them but I definitely think they were "Top Gun inspired"

Probably not shocked, but still disgusted.

 

[SL&AM]

I just realized what that top uniform looks like....didn't Julia Roberts wear a top like that in the first scene of Pretty Woman?

And I don't even understand what that black & blue uni even is? Is that a tube top covering the enormous hole in the FRONT of the uniform? I am super confused....

It reminds me of these types of tube top bras; only in blue.

 

[Eyes On The Prize]

Too many awful uniforms. Not nearly enough time to build fires to burn them all.

 

[KPep]

We should take a minute of silence for all this fabric that died to make those aweful uniforms...

 

[emilyhaze]

These cannot be real :eek: I refuse to accept that they actually exist and people allowed children to wear them.

BLESS THEIR HEARTS

 

[kristenthegreat]

There is not enough Holy Water on this good green earth to cleanse my eyes of that travesty. And there isn't enough wine to make me forget it.

Dear gods (old ones and new).

 

[Aussiekat]

I'm done. Seriously. If the USASF turned around tomorrow and said EVERYONE has to wear NCATA-style uniforms effective immediately, I will rejoice.


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[retiredl5cheer]

I'm done. Seriously. If the USASF turned around tomorrow and said EVERYONE has to wear NCATA-style uniforms effective immediately, I will rejoice.


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Same.

 

[wishfulthinking]

And here's another brilliant idea ...

...Are they on backwards?

 

[uhhlyssa01]

Usually not a fan of backless uniforms, but awkwardly I like the back of the uniform more than I like the front.

ETA: keep trying to figure out why it was I liked the back so much more...maybe it's that the blue skorts don't look as random from the back? Or the front is just that bad...idk.

 

[uhhlyssa01]

Well I was hoping it would look better on a person but ... *covers eyes*

And here's another brilliant idea ...

I feel like I have a wedgie just looking at these...

 

[vannahlexis]

I would be so embarrased to wear the synergy uni.. Like I would probably quit or ask to wear a tshirt and pros or sommmething


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[Official OWECheer]

Element allstars

Hunty. That layout.

Yes Jesus.

 

[hawkeye87]

Well I was hoping it would look better on a person but ... *covers eyes*

And here's another brilliant idea ...

Honestly those synergy action shots scared the heck out of me! I was terrified that there would be a wardrobe malfunction of the worst kind

 

[ACEDAD]

So the Synergy girls seem to be having trouble fully hitting their jumps. Can't imagine why.


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